Thursday, April 15, 2010

Where have I been???

God, it has been ages since I've posted and with no better excuse than I've been "busy".

Work has been pretty busy, with losing my boss to layoffs and then getting transferred to the Corporate Headquarters.

Now spring is here and that bring with it, camping season. Campground flooded this spring, so I'm spending lots of time there doing clean-up work. I promise I'll post some pictures later.

Anyway, a friend at work sent me this jewel of wisdom, so thought I'd share it and call it good for now.

I went down to the welfare office this morning to sign up my Dog. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". But then I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is. Yet, he expects me to feed him, provide him with housing, food and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. Dang, is this is a great country or what?

I'll leave you with that and get to work.